BON VOYEUR

1687 hayes BIODOME PLANS

2008-08-03T21:38:00.000-07:00

hey golf toggle, eat shit!

CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO MAKE IT LARRRRGGGGERRRR BEFORE YOU GET OUT YOUR HOME MAMMOGRAM KIT!

dungaree satisfaction formula: pepsi bonus round + vibrating hunk tower

2008-06-26T14:30:00.000-07:00

falun dafa falun dafa, the hero-power yeilds to me, falun dafa ca-rew

It was the young fillet, went and got a wasted gong on tank hill for a fried advice twister

check your rates, i think you've dropped the ceiling 3 inches

oh my dan-berries, is that a cotton club member resting behind that jack in the hut?

Domio-cassa torque lenders

photovoltaic puntpole jump Zone

Picky dish leash wants the check

Harming David, "Just go and we'll feed him", was the response of the day.

TAYPS: FLINGSHOT IN THE WOOL: UNDERCOVER GAS TRILOGY

2008-05-04T14:24:00.000-07:00

1.SU-PINE BARONS.
2. NEW JERSEY SEX SHOP GOLF TRIP GONE WRONG .
3. PILGRIMS FOLLOWED SUIT.
4. BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT SOUP TONIGHT THEY DON'T MISS SOUP.
5. TRIANGLES KICK ASS.
6. FUJIDIAMONDBUNYONMOTO.
7.TACOS ARE BUILT FOR ME.

Q: WHAT WAS THE FLOOR INVENTED FOR?
A: TO STEP ON ANTS.

Q: HOW MANY HEAVENS ARE THERE IN HEAVEN?
A: (INAUDIBLE MUMBLING)

Q: ARE YOU THE ONLY HUMAN BEING?
A: YES.

TAYPES TAIPS TAYPISS TAPS TAPES TAPESH SHETPSI PEPSI BONUS ROUND.

I HAVE STARTED PRODUCING CASSETTE TAPES FOR DISTRIBUTION WORLDWIDE. IF YOU WANT ONE, I WILL GIVE YOU ONE FOR FREE. I ALSO HAVE CD-R'S FOR FREE. IT'S ALL FREE. VISIT HERE AND SEND ME A MESSAGE.

DIANE...

2008-04-27T21:08:00.000-07:00

These are the full recordings from Agent Cooper's tape recorder. This was an actual audio release from "Simon & Schuster" recordings put out at the start of season two. I'm really digging the cover art...Coop looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome or something.

GET IT HERE

HORROR IN THE HYPERMARKET

2008-04-27T13:05:00.000-07:00

Alaska Y Los Pegamoides
"Horror In El Hipermercado"

“Alaska y los Pegamoides” is an iconic group from the spanish 1980’s that belonged to what
later was named as the “movida madrileña. The group had the following members: Olvido Gara (Alaska), Ana Curra, Eduardo Benavente, Carlos Berlanga, Nacho Canut

The "movida madrileña", or Madrid Movement, was a sociocultural movement that took place in Madrid during the first ten years after the death of Francisco Franco in 1975 and represented the economic rise of Spain and the new emerging Spanish cultural identity. This hedonistic and cultural wave, also took place in other Spanish urban centers, such as Barcelona, Bilbao or Vigo. La movida is also characterized by the large use of recreational drugs by the youth and the utilisation of slang known as "cheli". In moods, looks and attitudes it resembles British New Wave and Neue Deutsche Welle.

Shit, if it's like N.D.W., it's gotta be kool!

happy-go-lucki

2008-04-27T12:33:00.000-07:00

ATTENTION

old songs have been made new again via digital knowledge capacitators.

get them

happy-go-bye-bye

scantron bell boy goes-to-washington

2008-04-27T12:00:00.000-07:00

MO' MONEY

MO' GOBLINS

And now we're touching the blimp trivia pony-town hedset duo, happy pukers, their tune "hamburgermensen" gets m'heart all spicy.

POLYPS GO WALKING

2008-02-07T01:14:00.000-08:00

REAL TASKS

today is a saw slicing bagels.

on stages in water, cascading trueness like a ring outta bells.

pepper tree,

real wonders are with you.

who were so there when it was fixed in spit

inda pavement speckled browns nd blax worked themselves to death

drinking pasta drained wire awareness like raw sympathy in building realities
and it's all rolling down halfways

ramped on diets
in oral caves, a muscular tent

belief is rendering combs
and kicking Snickers bars

in Texas Hold'Em 2 a.m. felt-screen dazes, examinations of the will.

toleration of a conscious itching: bi-lateral sicknesses aspire to vent some hills.

social wing was dragging us for no new miles around it, and it was there.

locked it in horns

under one skill pile, the gaiety of sorrow

twitching in the wet bushes

finder, under there, it's us.

the red swit

enamored with rice

it's not unusual.

GROOVY NIHILISM NEW TRAX ON YOU, WORLD OF SPIDER WEB LIGHT SITES.

Double R.I.P

2007-07-31T00:36:00.001-07:00

see ya later Ingmar

1918-2007

"However, while I consider Blowup and La Notte masterpieces, I would call his other films boring and I never understood why Antonioni was in such esteem"- Bergman

yeah, you too, michelangelo.

1912-2007

Mindfucker

2007-07-30T17:53:00.000-07:00

This past weekend, I along with fellow Bats Inc.-er Kevin witnessed two event that rendered our brains useless.

Event #1

SUICIDE

Martin Rev & Alan Vega, reunited for a free show @ South Street Seaport, Pier 17 in Manhattan. Actually the pier was directly across the East River from the place we saw the incomparable BOREDOMS BOADRUM show earlier in the month in Brooklyn. At any rate, similarly to BOREDOMS, Suicide's live show cannot be described in any way other than "insane". Here are some pictures and videos i took:

HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF HOW KEVIN'S BRAIN WAS RENDERED USELESS AFTER SEEING SUICIDE:

OKAY SO THAT WAS SUICIDE. AFTER A GOOD 2 HOURS SPENT IN THE 400 DEGREE SUBWAY STOPS OF NEW YORK, AND A WONDERFUL NIGHT SPENT SLEEPING ON THE TILE FLOOR OF THE NYU DORMS, WE PROCEEDED TO BROOKLYN FOR EVENT #2.

EVENT #2

SONIC YOUTH PERFORMING DAYDREAM NATION IN ITS ENTIRETY
MCCARREN PARK POOL, BROOKLYN

so this was one of the most fulfilling experiences i could ever imagine. THE SLITS opened for sonic youth, which i was pretty excited about seeing how they were one of the first and most awesome girl punk bands of the 70's. of course when i first heard The Slits were opening i was like" Wow that's kinda reversed, aren't they more legendary than sonic youth?" And then as soon as the show started my questions were answered when The Slits proceeded to play a 35 minute set of complete and udder mediocracy and embarrassment. Kevin had seen them before and warned me of their mediocracy, but i wasn't prepared. Having the singer's 15 year old daughter on lead guitar wasn't a good idea, and her ability to have her amp turned to like 2 and to stand completely still the entire set didn't help to add to the stage presence of four 50 year old women. I think it was when the singer said, "we're the slits and we started reggae punk, we started it all", that i stopped recording their set on the tape player.

Sonic Youth obviously played Daydream Nation perfectly, and nailed every blistering sound without flaw. The crowd blew my ass, with a mix of ultra-williamsburgers, new yawk hard heads and 900 photographers.
Anyway, i had never been to Mccarren park pool but i had heard much about it as a venue. the crowd actually stands in an abandoned pool, and the stage, which was fucking gigantic and way too high up, is at the "deep end". i was pretty hungry before the show but all they were selling to eat was corn on the cob. since when is that something to eat at a show? who knows, but it made for much hilarity watching ridiculous looking williamsburgers gnawing on their cobs.
back to the actual show. So as we heard the first notes of Teenage Riot we lit up our special magic cigarette and from there till the end of Trilogy with Elimnation Jr. it was all a swirling blur of joy. They played 4 encores, consisting of like 6 Rather Ripped songs, which were all solid, although i've seen them perform that entire album twice already. This show was so insane i only managed to take 3 pictures, and if you take a look at them you might understand the situation:

I Recorded both of these show on tape. williamsburgers in the crowd of sonic youth hassled me for being a music pirate and not having any right to record the show, to which i say why don't you go back to your hip rundown apartment and download 876 more albums from some blogs, and then check pitchfork to see what they gave the new Sufjan Stevens album or some shit to see if you should like it or not. i will attempt to post these show on here sometime in the future:

77 BOADRUM

2007-07-14T12:56:00.001-07:00

BOREDOMS

77 BOADRUM

07/07/07

Brooklyn, NY
Empire-Fulton Ferry State Park b/t Brooklyn and Manhattan Bridges

77 drummers

7:07 PM (77 minutes before sunset)

There is no way to describe what I experienced on 07/07/07, so just download the recording. or watch this video, but no video does complete justice

download the entire recorded performance here

Drum leaders:

01 Hisham Bharoocha (Soft Circle / Pixeltan)
02 Tim Dewit (Gang Gang Dance)
03 Brian Chippendale (Lightning Bolt)
04 Dave Nuss (No Neck Blues Band / Under Satans Sun)
05 Jaiko Suzuki (Electro Putas)
06 Jesse Lee (White Magic)
07 Ryan Sawyer (Tall Firs / Stars Like Fleas)
08 Kid Millions (Oneida)
09 Andy McLeod (Howling Hex / Modest Mouse)
10 Aaron Moore
11 Robin Easton

Other drummers:

12 Sara Lund (Unwound)
13 Jim Black
14 Andrew W.K.
15 Butchy Fuego (Pit Er Pat)
16 Miggie (Blood on the Wall)
17 Brian Tamborello (Psychic Ills)
18 Andee Connors (A Minor Forest / Lumen)
19 John Moloney (Sunburned Hand of the Man)
20 Taylor Richardson (Sunburned Hand of the Man)
21 Chris Millstein
22 Abby Portner (First Nation)
23 Aviram Cohen (Soiled Mattress and the Springs)
24 Allison Busch (Awesome Color)
25 Warren Huegel (Tussle)
26 Nathan Corbin (Excepter)
27 Clare Amory
28 Jonathan Lockie (Sightings)
29 Josh Bonati (Aa)
30 Nadav Havusha (Aa)
31 Aron Wahl (Aa)
32 Jeffrey Salane (Panthers)
33 Jim Sykes
34 David Aron (Koi Pond)
35 Michael Catano
36 Spencer Herbst (Matta Lama)
37 Jim Siegel (Cul De Sac and Damo Suzuki)
38 Mike Pride (MDC, FUSHITSUSHA, John Zorn, Otomo Yoshihide)
39 Nick DeCarmine
40 Marianne Kozlowski (The Punks)
41 Than Luu (M. Ward)
42 Dave Bergander (Celebration)
43 Michael Evans (God Is My Co-Pilot)
44 Andrya Ambro
45 Justin DeRosa
46 Hart Mingus (Negative Approach)
47 Matthias Schulz (Enon / Holy Fuck)
48 Josh Madell (Antietam, Other Music)
49 Matt (No Neck Blues Band)
50 Jim Abramson (Dymaxion)
51 Oran Canfield (Child Abuse)
52 Adriana Magaña (Crash Worship)
53 Keith Connolly (No Neck Blues Band)
54 Travis Harrison
55 Jared Barron
56 Jason Kourkounis (Delta 72 / Hot Snakes)
57 Eric Cohen (Caroliner)
58 Daniel Franz (Arbouretum)
59 Christopher Brokaw (Codeine)
60 Jared Burak (Wet Cement)
61 Christopher Powell (Icy Demons / Man Man)
62 Sadie Laska (I.U.D.)
63 Pete Vogl (Koi Pond)
64 Barbara Schauwecker
65 AJ Edminson (Favourite Sons)
66 David Grubbs
67 John McSwain (VICE)
68 Dave Abramson (Climax Golden Twins)
69 Alan Licht
70 Rick Prior
71 Kayrock
72 Dave LeBleu (Prefuse 73 / Mercury Program)
73 Lizzy Bougatsos (Gang Gang Dance)
74 Alianna Kalaba (We Ragazzi)

Axe Glov Itch

2007-04-27T04:13:00.000-07:00

Ivor Axeglovitch...

a band from Denmark.

Here's a neat tune off their 1982 album- Heads Off!

Ivor Axeglovtich- Girdle DOWNLOAD HERE

P.S. here's a link to Mutant Sounds where you can get the entire album

pathm an ret u rn s

2007-04-19T21:49:00.000-07:00

Hi friends,

Here's another one from everyone's favorite improvisiionallll trio, the three pathman tears. This is a hidden gem straight from the secret bats inc. musical archives.

The Three Pathman Tears- Yammy (Bats Inc. 2007)

DOWNLOAD HERE

Sorry I had Sex with Jesus, Mom?

2007-04-18T00:11:00.000-07:00

5 Things:

1. Nihilist Spasm Band - The Ever-Correct allmusic.com dubs the 1965 debuting band "the first noise band". I guess this is because they are a spasm band, which is music-makin' slang for "we build our own instruments and play them all together at once, all out of key, and all at a different tempo". And not only that, but they're Nihilist on top of it all. Sounds like a perfect combo to me. Here's a website of a radio station in London, Ontario where you can listen to a lot of songs this band made. Just click on each individual link to here different albums. Thurston and Co. were definitely sucking the inspirational milk from the teats of NSB decades ago, and it seems like No Neck Blues Band, Sunburned Hand of The Man, Magik Markers and the like are all sucking NSB's teats now.

NSB albums on CHRW 94.9 fm website.

2. H.N.A.S - Think Coil, Nurse With Wound, etc. 80's German industrial/minimal electornic.

Check out Mutant Sounds for an assortment of their out-of-print cassettes for download.

3. Lemonade - NEU San Francisco natives. sounds like they probably drink a lot of LSD spiked lemonade. Their myspace kindof explains their whole "mentality":

Band Members	Carve effigeez out of the wet sand.
Influences	ETERNITYETERNITYETERNITYETERNITYETERNITYETERNITY
Sounds Like	going down a river in a gunboat//refugee rave//Beirut evacuation//Karnaval?

Bananas and Ecstacy

4. listen to ike yard.

5. Go see the Psychic Paramount on 4/21 at the hemlock

that is all for now.

Dr. Pocahontas, M.D.

2007-04-17T16:03:00.000-07:00

Dr. Pocahontas

This band is concerned with drinking the tears of roaming buffalo.

Dr. Pocahontas - "Mechanical Bush" (Bats Inc. 2007)

Download Here

DOC POC WEBSPACE

Kevorkian Inc.

2007-04-16T21:48:00.000-07:00

Kev o rki an In c.

This is a past present and future musical creation project created by Drew S. Kevin E and Chad C. They tend to have silver hair and an interest in making death machines.

Kevorkian Inc. - "Bird Nest" (2006 Bats Inc.)

DOWNLOAD HERE

KEVORKIAN WEBSPACE

A Love Supreme

2007-04-16T21:43:00.000-07:00

I discovered the Saint John "Will-i-am" Coltrane Church today on Fillmore St. in where else but right here in fabulous Raisin Brancisco.

Seriously. I'm not making this up.

www.coltranechurch.org

The Man Moustache The

2007-04-16T12:10:00.000-07:00

This is a song from a group of people who like to eat mudpies and pet their leg hairs gently.

The Man Moustache The- "Swift Drift" (2006 Bats Inc.)
Download Here

THE MAN MOUSTACHE THE formed in 2003-4, and consisted of Michael H., Chad C., and Kevin E. On this particular track, Kevin E. was on vacation in Sweden, so Chad C. ended up playing guitar, keyboard, and other assorted electronics, and Michael H. reproduced a 1981 Sonic Youth drum beat to accompany the track. TMMT died on June 16th, 2006 of natural causes.

www.myspace.com/themanmoustachethe

pa t h ma n te a r s

2007-04-16T02:03:00.000-07:00

"Sister Sister"- The Three Pathman Tears (Bats Inc. 2007).

DOWNLOAD HERE

Here's an improvisiional visionary dream v ision brought to you by The Three Pathman Tears.

2007-04-16T01:46:00.000-07:00

Welcome to Bats Incorporated. We hope you enjoy your stay.