CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO MAKE IT LARRRRGGGGERRRR BEFORE YOU GET OUT YOUR HOME MAMMOGRAM KIT!
Sunday, August 3, 2008
1687 hayes BIODOME PLANS
hey golf toggle, eat shit!
CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO MAKE IT LARRRRGGGGERRRR BEFORE YOU GET OUT YOUR HOME MAMMOGRAM KIT!
CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO MAKE IT LARRRRGGGGERRRR BEFORE YOU GET OUT YOUR HOME MAMMOGRAM KIT!
Thursday, June 26, 2008
dungaree satisfaction formula: pepsi bonus round + vibrating hunk tower
falun dafa falun dafa, the hero-power yeilds to me, falun dafa ca-rew
It was the young fillet, went and got a wasted gong on tank hill for a fried advice twister
check your rates, i think you've dropped the ceiling 3 inches
oh my dan-berries, is that a cotton club member resting behind that jack in the hut?
Domio-cassa torque lenders
photovoltaic puntpole jump Zone
Picky dish leash wants the check
Harming David, "Just go and we'll feed him", was the response of the day.
It was the young fillet, went and got a wasted gong on tank hill for a fried advice twister
check your rates, i think you've dropped the ceiling 3 inches
oh my dan-berries, is that a cotton club member resting behind that jack in the hut?
Domio-cassa torque lenders
photovoltaic puntpole jump Zone
Picky dish leash wants the check
Harming David, "Just go and we'll feed him", was the response of the day.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
TAYPS: FLINGSHOT IN THE WOOL: UNDERCOVER GAS TRILOGY
1.SU-PINE BARONS.
2. NEW JERSEY SEX SHOP GOLF TRIP GONE WRONG .
3. PILGRIMS FOLLOWED SUIT.
4. BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT SOUP TONIGHT THEY DON'T MISS SOUP.
5. TRIANGLES KICK ASS.
6. FUJIDIAMONDBUNYONMOTO.
7.TACOS ARE BUILT FOR ME.
Q: WHAT WAS THE FLOOR INVENTED FOR?
A: TO STEP ON ANTS.
Q: HOW MANY HEAVENS ARE THERE IN HEAVEN?
A: (INAUDIBLE MUMBLING)
Q: ARE YOU THE ONLY HUMAN BEING?
A: YES.
TAYPES TAIPS TAYPISS TAPS TAPES TAPESH SHETPSI PEPSI BONUS ROUND.
I HAVE STARTED PRODUCING CASSETTE TAPES FOR DISTRIBUTION WORLDWIDE. IF YOU WANT ONE, I WILL GIVE YOU ONE FOR FREE. I ALSO HAVE CD-R'S FOR FREE. IT'S ALL FREE. VISIT HERE AND SEND ME A MESSAGE.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
DIANE...
These are the full recordings from Agent Cooper's tape recorder. This was an actual audio release from "Simon & Schuster" recordings put out at the start of season two. I'm really digging the cover art...Coop looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome or something.
GET IT HERE
HORROR IN THE HYPERMARKET
Alaska Y Los Pegamoides
"Horror In El Hipermercado"
“Alaska y los Pegamoides” is an iconic group from the spanish 1980’s that belonged to what
later was named as the “movida madrileña. The group had the following members: Olvido Gara (Alaska), Ana Curra, Eduardo Benavente, Carlos Berlanga, Nacho Canut
The "movida madrileña", or Madrid Movement, was a sociocultural movement that took place in Madrid during the first ten years after the death of Francisco Franco in 1975 and represented the economic rise of Spain and the new emerging Spanish cultural identity. This hedonistic and cultural wave, also took place in other Spanish urban centers, such as Barcelona, Bilbao or Vigo. La movida is also characterized by the large use of recreational drugs by the youth and the utilisation of slang known as "cheli". In moods, looks and attitudes it resembles British New Wave and Neue Deutsche Welle.
Shit, if it's like N.D.W., it's gotta be kool!
"Horror In El Hipermercado"
“Alaska y los Pegamoides” is an iconic group from the spanish 1980’s that belonged to what
later was named as the “movida madrileña. The group had the following members: Olvido Gara (Alaska), Ana Curra, Eduardo Benavente, Carlos Berlanga, Nacho Canut
The "movida madrileña", or Madrid Movement, was a sociocultural movement that took place in Madrid during the first ten years after the death of Francisco Franco in 1975 and represented the economic rise of Spain and the new emerging Spanish cultural identity. This hedonistic and cultural wave, also took place in other Spanish urban centers, such as Barcelona, Bilbao or Vigo. La movida is also characterized by the large use of recreational drugs by the youth and the utilisation of slang known as "cheli". In moods, looks and attitudes it resembles British New Wave and Neue Deutsche Welle.
Shit, if it's like N.D.W., it's gotta be kool!
happy-go-lucki
ATTENTION
old songs have been made new again via digital knowledge capacitators.
get them
happy-go-bye-bye
scantron bell boy goes-to-washington
MO' MONEY
MO' GOBLINS
And now we're touching the blimp trivia pony-town hedset duo, happy pukers, their tune "hamburgermensen" gets m'heart all spicy.
POLYPS GO WALKING
POLYPS GO WALKING
Thursday, February 7, 2008
REAL TASKS
today is a saw slicing bagels.
on stages in water, cascading trueness like a ring outta bells.
pepper tree,
real wonders are with you.
who were so there when it was fixed in spit
inda pavement speckled browns nd blax worked themselves to death
drinking pasta drained wire awareness like raw sympathy in building realities
and it's all rolling down halfways
ramped on diets
in oral caves, a muscular tent
belief is rendering combs
and kicking Snickers bars
in Texas Hold'Em 2 a.m. felt-screen dazes, examinations of the will.
toleration of a conscious itching: bi-lateral sicknesses aspire to vent some hills.
social wing was dragging us for no new miles around it, and it was there.
locked it in horns
under one skill pile, the gaiety of sorrow
twitching in the wet bushes
finder, under there, it's us.
the red swit
enamored with rice
it's not unusual.
GROOVY NIHILISM NEW TRAX ON YOU, WORLD OF SPIDER WEB LIGHT SITES.
today is a saw slicing bagels.
on stages in water, cascading trueness like a ring outta bells.
pepper tree,
real wonders are with you.
who were so there when it was fixed in spit
inda pavement speckled browns nd blax worked themselves to death
drinking pasta drained wire awareness like raw sympathy in building realities
and it's all rolling down halfways
ramped on diets
in oral caves, a muscular tent
belief is rendering combs
and kicking Snickers bars
in Texas Hold'Em 2 a.m. felt-screen dazes, examinations of the will.
toleration of a conscious itching: bi-lateral sicknesses aspire to vent some hills.
social wing was dragging us for no new miles around it, and it was there.
locked it in horns
under one skill pile, the gaiety of sorrow
twitching in the wet bushes
finder, under there, it's us.
the red swit
enamored with rice
it's not unusual.
GROOVY NIHILISM NEW TRAX ON YOU, WORLD OF SPIDER WEB LIGHT SITES.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Double R.I.P
see ya later Ingmar
1918-2007
"However, while I consider Blowup and La Notte masterpieces, I would call his other films boring and I never understood why Antonioni was in such esteem"- Bergman
1918-2007
"However, while I consider Blowup and La Notte masterpieces, I would call his other films boring and I never understood why Antonioni was in such esteem"- Bergman
yeah, you too, michelangelo.
1912-2007
1912-2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
Mindfucker
This past weekend, I along with fellow Bats Inc.-er Kevin witnessed two event that rendered our brains useless.
Event #1
SUICIDE
Martin Rev & Alan Vega, reunited for a free show @ South Street Seaport, Pier 17 in Manhattan. Actually the pier was directly across the East River from the place we saw the incomparable BOREDOMS BOADRUM show earlier in the month in Brooklyn. At any rate, similarly to BOREDOMS, Suicide's live show cannot be described in any way other than "insane". Here are some pictures and videos i took:
HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF HOW KEVIN'S BRAIN WAS RENDERED USELESS AFTER SEEING SUICIDE:
OKAY SO THAT WAS SUICIDE. AFTER A GOOD 2 HOURS SPENT IN THE 400 DEGREE SUBWAY STOPS OF NEW YORK, AND A WONDERFUL NIGHT SPENT SLEEPING ON THE TILE FLOOR OF THE NYU DORMS, WE PROCEEDED TO BROOKLYN FOR EVENT #2.
EVENT #2
SONIC YOUTH PERFORMING DAYDREAM NATION IN ITS ENTIRETY
MCCARREN PARK POOL, BROOKLYN
so this was one of the most fulfilling experiences i could ever imagine. THE SLITS opened for sonic youth, which i was pretty excited about seeing how they were one of the first and most awesome girl punk bands of the 70's. of course when i first heard The Slits were opening i was like" Wow that's kinda reversed, aren't they more legendary than sonic youth?" And then as soon as the show started my questions were answered when The Slits proceeded to play a 35 minute set of complete and udder mediocracy and embarrassment. Kevin had seen them before and warned me of their mediocracy, but i wasn't prepared. Having the singer's 15 year old daughter on lead guitar wasn't a good idea, and her ability to have her amp turned to like 2 and to stand completely still the entire set didn't help to add to the stage presence of four 50 year old women. I think it was when the singer said, "we're the slits and we started reggae punk, we started it all", that i stopped recording their set on the tape player.
Sonic Youth obviously played Daydream Nation perfectly, and nailed every blistering sound without flaw. The crowd blew my ass, with a mix of ultra-williamsburgers, new yawk hard heads and 900 photographers.
Anyway, i had never been to Mccarren park pool but i had heard much about it as a venue. the crowd actually stands in an abandoned pool, and the stage, which was fucking gigantic and way too high up, is at the "deep end". i was pretty hungry before the show but all they were selling to eat was corn on the cob. since when is that something to eat at a show? who knows, but it made for much hilarity watching ridiculous looking williamsburgers gnawing on their cobs.
back to the actual show. So as we heard the first notes of Teenage Riot we lit up our special magic cigarette and from there till the end of Trilogy with Elimnation Jr. it was all a swirling blur of joy. They played 4 encores, consisting of like 6 Rather Ripped songs, which were all solid, although i've seen them perform that entire album twice already. This show was so insane i only managed to take 3 pictures, and if you take a look at them you might understand the situation:
I Recorded both of these show on tape. williamsburgers in the crowd of sonic youth hassled me for being a music pirate and not having any right to record the show, to which i say why don't you go back to your hip rundown apartment and download 876 more albums from some blogs, and then check pitchfork to see what they gave the new Sufjan Stevens album or some shit to see if you should like it or not. i will attempt to post these show on here sometime in the future:
Event #1
SUICIDE Martin Rev & Alan Vega, reunited for a free show @ South Street Seaport, Pier 17 in Manhattan. Actually the pier was directly across the East River from the place we saw the incomparable BOREDOMS BOADRUM show earlier in the month in Brooklyn. At any rate, similarly to BOREDOMS, Suicide's live show cannot be described in any way other than "insane". Here are some pictures and videos i took:
HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF HOW KEVIN'S BRAIN WAS RENDERED USELESS AFTER SEEING SUICIDE:
OKAY SO THAT WAS SUICIDE. AFTER A GOOD 2 HOURS SPENT IN THE 400 DEGREE SUBWAY STOPS OF NEW YORK, AND A WONDERFUL NIGHT SPENT SLEEPING ON THE TILE FLOOR OF THE NYU DORMS, WE PROCEEDED TO BROOKLYN FOR EVENT #2.
EVENT #2
SONIC YOUTH PERFORMING DAYDREAM NATION IN ITS ENTIRETY
MCCARREN PARK POOL, BROOKLYN
so this was one of the most fulfilling experiences i could ever imagine. THE SLITS opened for sonic youth, which i was pretty excited about seeing how they were one of the first and most awesome girl punk bands of the 70's. of course when i first heard The Slits were opening i was like" Wow that's kinda reversed, aren't they more legendary than sonic youth?" And then as soon as the show started my questions were answered when The Slits proceeded to play a 35 minute set of complete and udder mediocracy and embarrassment. Kevin had seen them before and warned me of their mediocracy, but i wasn't prepared. Having the singer's 15 year old daughter on lead guitar wasn't a good idea, and her ability to have her amp turned to like 2 and to stand completely still the entire set didn't help to add to the stage presence of four 50 year old women. I think it was when the singer said, "we're the slits and we started reggae punk, we started it all", that i stopped recording their set on the tape player.
Sonic Youth obviously played Daydream Nation perfectly, and nailed every blistering sound without flaw. The crowd blew my ass, with a mix of ultra-williamsburgers, new yawk hard heads and 900 photographers.
Anyway, i had never been to Mccarren park pool but i had heard much about it as a venue. the crowd actually stands in an abandoned pool, and the stage, which was fucking gigantic and way too high up, is at the "deep end". i was pretty hungry before the show but all they were selling to eat was corn on the cob. since when is that something to eat at a show? who knows, but it made for much hilarity watching ridiculous looking williamsburgers gnawing on their cobs.
back to the actual show. So as we heard the first notes of Teenage Riot we lit up our special magic cigarette and from there till the end of Trilogy with Elimnation Jr. it was all a swirling blur of joy. They played 4 encores, consisting of like 6 Rather Ripped songs, which were all solid, although i've seen them perform that entire album twice already. This show was so insane i only managed to take 3 pictures, and if you take a look at them you might understand the situation:
I Recorded both of these show on tape. williamsburgers in the crowd of sonic youth hassled me for being a music pirate and not having any right to record the show, to which i say why don't you go back to your hip rundown apartment and download 876 more albums from some blogs, and then check pitchfork to see what they gave the new Sufjan Stevens album or some shit to see if you should like it or not. i will attempt to post these show on here sometime in the future:
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